Thanks.

Well, thanks. You just single-handedly ruined Christmas. Thanks a BUNCH. My shoes are not "fuck me" shoes. I do NOT want to go to this Christmas party. I would rather be at home ALONE than with those people. That's just sad. You made everyone sad. I woke up to you yelling about this damned party. Listen to me: I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. GO. If this party gives you a bloody coronary and makes everyone else feel bad, then it's not worth it. We haven't had Christmas as a family EVER. I can't remember a time we did. Please. Before I go away, let's have a Christmas where we just stay home! No yelling, no fighting, no parties only you want to go to. Just one Christmas as a family. Santa, I've been good. Can I have this one thing?